***So... this girl, has got to be one of the dumbest I have ever come to converse with... get a load of these two replies I came online to****
BumpkinBaby:
How did you write these songs when actually I have the lyrics and Eddie is not my boyfriend nor will he ever be I don't like him that way and actually they were written by my boyfriend to has them all in pencil and paper..
BumpkinBaby: *This one is a little more threatening, and twice as funny*
Btw Your lying because I listened to your songs then the others and guess what the voice is different! Soo there fore it's not your songs and you know what stop fucking posting the messages I say to you on your stupid thing or I will fucking hunt you down now that I actually have your name
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Haha... does anyone else notice she loves to say "Hunt you down" a lot?... Who knows, maybe she's an international spy. Or an internet tough girl... either way, heres my reply.
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Congratulations Miss Bumpkin, you are officially the most amusing idiot I've ever met.
Alrighty, I have a couple hundred ways of proving that I am the one who wrote these songs.
For starters... just because someone has the lyrics on pen and paper, that means absolutely nothing. I post the lyrics to all of my songs, it's not exactly rocket science for someone to write them down.
So how would you like me to prove it???... I can send you a video of me playing the songs in my studio while singing them... I can send you the source files used to create the songs... I can send you outtakes from the songs that I didn't like... I can send you the contacts of noted artists who I have worked with to create the songs... I can write a song for you entitled "You're a Gullible Idiot" in G-Minor... I can also show you my lyrics on a piece of paper if you want, since that seems to be all you need to make you believe I wrote it.
Last and not least, why don't you make a legal claim that I am profiting off of someone else's work, then take me to court.... so I can counter-sue for wasting everybody's time. If there is one thing I hate more than anything else on this earth... it's people who take credit for other peoples work. Especially my work.
This Eddie character clearly knew you are an absolute retard, and capitalized on it by writing my lyrics down and saying he wrote the songs. What's even funnier is that he took off and won't answer your emails, so now you are stuck here defending a no-talent idiot who doesn't even like you.
Sincerely,
MMD
P.S. - My voice sounds different in some of the songs, because different effects are used. Essentially... it's the same high toned guy (me) singing in each one.... Ask Eddie... I'm sure he knows all about Song Writing and Vocal Effects
P.S.S. - Go ahead and hunt me down. I'll be waiting right here. I love company. Bring Flowers.
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At this point I'm not even sure if I should take this person seriously. I find it hard to believe anyone like this could figure out how to turn the computer on... let alone send me a message.
Maybe I will write a song intitled "You're a Gullible Idiot" in G-Minor.