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Daniel Stang @MilkMan-Dan

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Holarious Mail

Posted by MilkMan-Dan - July 30th, 2009


So... because a lot of different people have heard my work, I often get a lot of private messages for various reasons. Once in a while... I get a really off the wall message. This one, I felt I had to share with you guys... because it just made me laugh a little. Some guy named Eddie is in deep shit...

From: BumpkinBaby
To: Milkman-Dan

Eddie I know it's you I will hunt you down I swear! Now answer my fucking emails!

To: BumpkinBaby
From: Milkman-Dan

Whoa... whoa.

Calm down there sport. First things first...

I am not Eddie... in fact, I dare say I'm not sure I've even met an Eddie before... well maybe once, but he was kinda drunk I think.

My name is Daniel Stang (thus the name Milkman-Dan)... I live in Edmonton, Alberta... and you can confirm this by emailing me at Stangiel@telus.net (Again because my last name is Stang).

Now I don't know what this Eddie guy did to you, or what he's said to you to make you want to hunt him down... but I can see you're pretty hostile. I can also see why he won't email you... because you appear to be fucking crazy. I wouldn't email you either.

Next time, perhaps you should explain yourself better before sending people you don't know messages of that nature. Seriously... you are the wtf of the week.

Sincerely,
MMD
AKA: Daniel Stang
AKA: Not Eddie

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Seriously guys haha... this isn't the first time other people have claimed to be me and had their girlfriends send me angry messages. I love being on the interweb...

Also just so you know... I try and answer all PM's... and I do read all reviews.

*****UPDATE*****

From: BumpkinBaby

Sorry but if your not Eddie how did you get all these songs? I know everyone of them but not from here see Eddie is the one that sings in them but he took off to Calgary and never spoke to me or his friend again so I'm not hostile I'm just trying to find some kind of way of contacting him. I'm sorry I sounded hostile...I actually thought maybe I found him....D:

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I messaged her back... to explain to her that if this Eddie guy is claiming to have sung my songs... she has been taken for a serious fool. I'm not sure I entirely believe her though... what an awkward predicament. I would love to have a word with this Eddie guy... since he apparently lives in Calgary... I think it would be worth a 3 hour drive to kick him in the teeth.


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silly Dan. I KNOW IT'S YOU, ANSWER MY FUCKING EMAILS RAWR!

hah. I just want to say that this made me smile.

Now I know who to impersonate, in case I ever feel the unreasonable need to =D.

...I'm joking of course.

GO KICK HIM IN THE FUCKING TEETH XD

Sincerely,
Athens
AKA: Eddie