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Holarious Mail: Part 2

2009-08-01 23:03:50 by MilkMan-Dan

***So... this girl, has got to be one of the dumbest I have ever come to converse with... get a load of these two replies I came online to****


How did you write these songs when actually I have the lyrics and Eddie is not my boyfriend nor will he ever be I don't like him that way and actually they were written by my boyfriend to has them all in pencil and paper..

BumpkinBaby: *This one is a little more threatening, and twice as funny*

Btw Your lying because I listened to your songs then the others and guess what the voice is different! Soo there fore it's not your songs and you know what stop fucking posting the messages I say to you on your stupid thing or I will fucking hunt you down now that I actually have your name


Haha... does anyone else notice she loves to say "Hunt you down" a lot?... Who knows, maybe she's an international spy. Or an internet tough girl... either way, heres my reply.


Congratulations Miss Bumpkin, you are officially the most amusing idiot I've ever met.

Alrighty, I have a couple hundred ways of proving that I am the one who wrote these songs.

For starters... just because someone has the lyrics on pen and paper, that means absolutely nothing. I post the lyrics to all of my songs, it's not exactly rocket science for someone to write them down.

So how would you like me to prove it???... I can send you a video of me playing the songs in my studio while singing them... I can send you the source files used to create the songs... I can send you outtakes from the songs that I didn't like... I can send you the contacts of noted artists who I have worked with to create the songs... I can write a song for you entitled "You're a Gullible Idiot" in G-Minor... I can also show you my lyrics on a piece of paper if you want, since that seems to be all you need to make you believe I wrote it.

Last and not least, why don't you make a legal claim that I am profiting off of someone else's work, then take me to court.... so I can counter-sue for wasting everybody's time. If there is one thing I hate more than anything else on this earth... it's people who take credit for other peoples work. Especially my work.

This Eddie character clearly knew you are an absolute retard, and capitalized on it by writing my lyrics down and saying he wrote the songs. What's even funnier is that he took off and won't answer your emails, so now you are stuck here defending a no-talent idiot who doesn't even like you.


P.S. - My voice sounds different in some of the songs, because different effects are used. Essentially... it's the same high toned guy (me) singing in each one.... Ask Eddie... I'm sure he knows all about Song Writing and Vocal Effects

P.S.S. - Go ahead and hunt me down. I'll be waiting right here. I love company. Bring Flowers.


At this point I'm not even sure if I should take this person seriously. I find it hard to believe anyone like this could figure out how to turn the computer on... let alone send me a message.

Maybe I will write a song intitled "You're a Gullible Idiot" in G-Minor.


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2009-08-01 23:56:51


Hey, if I write down I stole everything you made, and are yet to make, would that make you the most powerful thief that can pass time itself?

Also I need you to prove all your songs were made by you by you sending me your source files... yes... that will be just fine.

MilkMan-Dan responds:

lol you wish mate ;)


2009-08-04 05:48:51

Oh my God!

This just made my day.
And it's just beginning, seeing as how it's 05:46 here in Toronto.

Let me just say, I really, really, don't suggest giving her any more information. Or anything that she could use against you in a copyright case. XD.

Also, writing a song entitled 'You're a Gullible Idiot' in G-Minor sounds awesome!
It'd be great to finally get some of your newer material.

= )

MilkMan-Dan responds:

Newer material on the way mate. And trust me, there isn't a god damn hope in hell that she or anyone could possibly try and claim they wrote my music in court. I have absolutely every bit of proof needed, because I freaking wrote it. I would love to take some clown to court and make him look like a complete fool. But I know it would never happen, because you'd have to be quite handicapped to think you could win.


2009-08-04 18:30:20

Wow... I just looked at her profile, and she has 3 songs in her favorits- just three- and the first two are "Sand Castles" and 'When I Wake." She seems to like your work... although I doubt she would fav "You're a Gullible Idiot"

MilkMan-Dan responds:

Would you fav it?... I would.


2009-08-05 05:09:01

lmao this is fuckin hilarious, btw dan i hope to hear more music with lyrics i alredy have burned a cd and have it in my truck but its hardly even enough must have more Milman Dan
for Bumpkin Bitch,
you have no fucking idea what you are talking about, i have listened to ALL of Dan's songs about 100 times each and his voice is the same person in every track oh and even the instrumentals are the same style..... Milkman Dan style
so, next time you decide to try to get rich off of scamming... pick someone stupider than you (which is impossible)


2009-08-05 07:07:38

Awesome reply, haha xD


2009-08-05 09:46:09

Wow, what an idiot. You pwned her. Love your music MMD.


2009-08-05 17:45:56

Oh please do write "You're a Gullible Idiot" in G-Minor, if it is just half as good as the rest of your music, it would still be awesome - not to say hilarious :D


2009-08-05 20:08:15

hahahahahaahah XD

bring flowers? good stuff mate x]


2009-08-08 13:25:06

Man I don't check your page for a week and I miss out on all the awesomeness. Damn!

Classic stuff.


2009-08-11 22:44:50

*Rolls eyes, has another beer.*

Seriously, some people just like to cause a ruckus. I think maybe someone is just trolling you. I never get messages like those. But then again, my e-mail filter is set to a ridiculously restrictive filter. :P


2009-08-13 03:13:52

I can't believe someone actually sent you just makes me wonder if the world IS getting stupider. Anyway, still can't wait (probably like everyone who has ever listened to any of your songs and is not a complete moron) for any of your new stuff. Also, why G-minor? She seems to be more of a major idiot than a minor one ;)


2009-08-17 10:35:24

Haha! Wow. What a dunce. Love ya, Dan!


2009-08-18 04:22:25

Some people just have twisted minds :)

Btw, her text (especially the first paragraph) makes no sense at all. If she tries to sound intimdating, she just failed. :)
If I get this correctly: Eddie (who?) is not her boyfriend and never will be, but he has the lyrics (what lyrics?), but they were actually written by her boyfriend?
Not to mention he's keeping his lyrics in his pencil.. :)

P.S. I don't believe she'll show up with flowers :D

P.P.S. Perhaps she will after you've written that new song :)


2009-08-21 15:22:55

Idiots make our days as always. I don't even think you should waste your time on her anymore, Dan =P.
Also, I noticed something strange. Your audio scores dropped from like 4.1 - 4.2 to 3.9 - 3.8...
Weird o.o
I think you might have a hater somewhere...

MilkMan-Dan responds:

yah, one or two people have been zeroing my work everyday for months now. I must say, if nothing else, they are consistent. All part of the wonderful world of Newgrounds... and why no one sticks around for long.


2009-08-28 11:17:15

bumpkin baby: fuck you
mmd: XD yes she is one hell of a gullible idiot, any retard can hear its still you in every song, all the way through (exept yesterday but that was a duet so -shrugs-)
im really going to be looking out for when the lyrics come out for "love is a lie"
btw...any hints as to when thats coming out? (insert me attempting to txt face puppy dog eyes and then screaming at my computer when i cant XD)


2009-08-31 17:24:12

Haha, it's hilarious the kinda things people say when they're safe and sound behind their PCs, especially when stupidity plays a part. It could also be that jealousy sparked off her little outburst. Nice comeback though, dude ;) It'd be interesting to see how she replies to that.

Ahh well. On a side note though, pretty impressed with your work there :)


2009-09-20 00:41:39

pwnage ^^
she SHOULD take you to court- maybe you'd get on tv and we could see you XD and you could drag in a piano :D
just to prove to the judge, of course :P

You're a guillible idiot in g minor, eh?
hah, if you wrote that song, I'D give you flowers :P
what's your favorite Dan? :)


2009-09-22 23:46:23

MMD... I've been a fan of your work for a while now, and I just have to say... 'You're a Gullible Idiot' in G-minor (or major) would be amazing. Just throw it together in a day. I don't care how long it is or anything. I would definately vote 5 if it had any lyrics and any instruments. I would also have to fav it. Watch out though, she may think you stole those lyrics from her "boyfriend (?)" again. Lol.
P.S. Looking forward to that new content.


2009-09-27 20:09:25

This is too funny! Bless ya! I love your attitude and how you handle things. Power to you.


2009-10-14 20:33:15

I've never understood what does g minor mean lol xD I dont think that Eddie person even exist, maybe it's just some really bored person that sends you messages lol that people who loves to discuss on internet where you can't find them out lol and it would be great if you make a song of it =D a lot of creativity is required for that lol at least that's what I think o.0

Good luck keep composing ^___^


2009-10-14 23:35:39

I haven't left you a comment in a few months and I think this is the perfect piece to comment. It's late, clearly... However, when you posted this I was making my way across country for music (Did NOT work out as I planned)

What's her face was doomed from the start. See, from what I've learned over time, intelligent people; you never mess with. Intelligent people who are also Musically talented, BIG mistake. Clearly you are the second one and she found that out the hard way. I had a very difficult time even making sense on that crazy woman's ranting. You however, you read it, understood what she was saying and came up with a very smart AND funny reply that; I hope; Shut her up for good. You get a gold star for that and I don't give them out very often.

P.S. - If you ever have the time I'd really like to do some kind of project with you.


2009-10-29 19:10:35

When are you going to post something new? :/


2009-11-03 17:36:01

make the song!


2009-11-05 00:41:56

O. M. F. G. this lame girl is TOO MUCH FUCKING FUN! Whenever I need a laugh, I just come here and read what latest idiocy she is up to. She needs to get a life. I think Wal-Mart sells them now; in the "Waste of Space" section near the back..


2009-11-06 16:05:15

BANG! the idiot is down xD
seriusly, i dint even get what she was trying to say before i red your part of the message :P


2009-11-06 22:22:50

Wow, well I think I can go as far as to say that wherever you go, there will be gullible idiots in life.
I for one, love your music, and dont worry, I know how you feel.
I just found my idiot.

well, better reply to him....

peace out



2009-11-09 03:19:57

PLEASE PLEASE WRITE "You're a Gullible Idiot"
It would be my brothers theme song!


2009-11-11 06:38:07

I'm not sure if this is hillarious or sad. If she's really causing a problem for you just block her. And dragging this into public is just being a dick.


2009-12-02 16:08:45

I bet "Eddie" is laughing his ass off now
Dumbkin.... errr BumpkinBaby is a very gullible idiot


2009-12-20 14:53:11

you are a legend milkmandan


2010-02-14 05:37:15

I'd listen to "You're a Gullible Idiot" in G-minor. I bet it'd get top 5 :D


2010-05-17 13:18:18

Wow, I have met some idiotic people before, but never to that extent! Hahaha, I think writing that song for her would be awesome... No, just kidding, don't waste time on such an idiot... lol (Perhaps she is zero bombing your songs? :O I wouldn't doubt it. lol)
I also hate that about Newgrounds. People can zero bomb your work just because they are jealous or something. It really sucks.
My dad is currently creating a site very similar to newgrounds - except for the fact that it will have a "three strike you're out" kind of deal if people rate badly on people's songs for no good reason.
I'm afraid newgrounds needs to find a way to control its zero bombers with something like that... -_-
Anyway~ just wanted to say that I absolutely love your audio submissions (you are extremely talented) and I shall continue to rate them fives and download them! ;) So, I thank you kindly for making such amazing and beautiful compositions that inspire me and make my days better! :)


2010-10-05 00:13:58

Wow thats just about the funniest thing ever! Not just the stupidity of BumpkinBaby but your overall reply to her is whats really hillariouse! Bravo!


2010-11-21 20:31:16

Best. Idiot. Ever.


2010-12-04 16:55:11

(a little dazzled from your story, sorry the lack of focus.)
Hmm, If I use an acapella I don't know who made I generally search around and ask for help on who made it so that I can give proper credits.

There's also things like Melodyne that anyone could use(for changing your voice)...if you're willing to dig up a resale copy it's not that pricey.

Maybe you should try doing the "You're a Gullible Idiot" in the Locrian scale, but still in G. That would be interesting.


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